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Completely Captivating… Utterly Undulating…

…Stand back!

No, it’s not Nicolas Cage, but man does this guy have some smooth moves. Stick with it a minute and you’ll see. The actor is Timothy Carey who is, according to his IMBD bio, no stranger to crazed moves. Just look at his profile pic. (Thanks, Mel)

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Aree the little nimble Asians she’s talking about nimble like a Hand Ninja or like an asian Christopher Walken impersonator? At least this young breakdancer suffered from his Mom’s words and not by a flying, anti-dance attack Cat. (Thx, Mel)

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For a moment, forget about Lynda Carter‘s see-through breasts.

Unlike the unconvincing CHiPs KISS Homage of ’82, the boa-wielding KISS clones are pretty damn convincing. Or are they the real deal? See the rest »

“Anybody mind if I take off my pants?” and other faves. Compiled by K. Ryan Jones in anticipation of the oh-so-close new season—July 24th! (via SlyOyster)

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Kind of like Usher’s Duet With A Goat. But more like the Nutty Professor and Professor Frink merged with a deaf goat. It’s all sorts of awesome. Thanks, Mel (via Artista Muerte)

This dancing dog just makes me smile. (Thanks, Matt)

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For best effect, play these at the same time.

One’s a clip from KXVO News Omaha (thanks, Nicole!) and the other’s from my friend Jonathan. Happy Halloween, y’all.