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A surplus of geekery by :: Fred Abercrombie

Watch: Meth Addict vs. Invisible Snakes

Amazing National Crystal Meth Hallucination League action from The Onion‘s new Sportsdome. I wonder if the league started in Mendocino. (Thanks, Jesse!)

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Scantless: No Tweekers Sign

Spotted while driving through Mendocino.

Tweekers and Bag Hos I’m clear on, but what the hell are scantless fish?

I turned to the trusty internets for a definition, expecting one result to come from Urban Dictionary, instead I got this urban Deep-Thoughts-on-crack discussion:

“Y is it femalez are so damn scantless?” See the rest »