Ünnecessary Ümlaut


A surplus of geekery by :: Fred Abercrombie

Caption Needed: Megan Fox and The Fan From ’85


Alright Friënds, what’s he saying? Or Megan? And what about the guy who’s pimp-pulling her away? Leave it in the comments. Best one gets a big, virtual pat on the back. (Thanks, Dylan)

Here’s a crappy one to get you started. I gotta get back to work:

“Take this … it’s from my brother, Jason Bateman. 25 years ago.”

Photoshop: Nic Cage as Pee Wee and Megan Fox Rose Boy


22 Responses

  1. nic says:

    “Will you accept the final rose and marry me?” » Teaser scene from next season’s The Bachelor…

  2. Lovborg says:

    Every rose has its John Daly

  3. Tyler says:

    “Pork chop sandwiches!”

  4. DK Lounge says:

    Will you go the Foreigner concert with me?

  5. “megan… i promise i’ll move out of my mom’s basement.”

  6. “Megan, can you please wait another 6 years?”

  7. Sullycool says:

    “Let me GO!! I LOVE HIM!!!”

    Alas, like the Capulets and Montagues before them, Megan and Harold’s love was destined to go unfulfilled.

    Meanwhile, a hobbit looks on.

  8. DK Lounge says:

    You, me, a box of wine, a bowl and some scissors. Rarrr.

  9. Alle says:

    “Megan! Megan! Im growing boobs just like yours!”

  10. kevin says:

    Kid: Megan, I love you.
    Megan: Kid, you’re not douchey enough for me.

  11. Don says:

    “Get those thorns away from her breasts or we’re going to have a hazmat situation.”

  12. Chris says:

    “Smell it. SMMEEEELLLLLL IT!”

  13. Multi-fang says:

    Megan! Megan!—You got me goin’ all multi-ball.

  14. Tom says:

    Tobey’s wondrous time travel adventures came to an abrupt and violent conclusion when he was force-fed his magical rose by Megan Fox’s entourage.

  15. Mulit-fang says:

    Megan! Megan!!! Now that I have your attention, I just wanted to say—You got me goin’ all multi-ball.

  16. Tom says:

    “Shia, you piece of shit, why haven’t you ever given me flowers?”

  17. James Cabral says:

    Boy: I’m 4ft 3 with a 10 inch penis.
    Megan: Shia is 4ft 3, too.

  18. shakespearian says:

    A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, and have huge jugs.

  19. Pete Rose says:

    I’m Pete Rose’s bastard child! On an unrelated note, would you like a rose?

  20. Moo says:

    I’d rather sleep with that kid than David Silver!

  21. Courtney says:

    Megan, please play “Full House” with me. I’ll be D.J. and you can be Uncle Jesse.

  22. Davon says:

    What is thy bidding my master.

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