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A surplus of geekery by :: Fred Abercrombie

Fail: Vintage CHiPs and Dukes of Hazzard Action Figures

Wheels Willy (1977) wants to show you his one-eyed willy. With a patch over one eye and a name like Willy why the hell would they mold his hand like that? He doesn’t come with any accessories. But maybe he hasn’t found the right one yet (*rim shot).

Luke Duke (1981) is just missing his rubber waist-band. I’m sure Willy can keep his eye out for one.

Mel and I found these last year but didn’t think of posting ’em until I saw the list of Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children at FangFoundThis. Good stuff.

Disturbing: Toddlerpedes!
Play: Mad Men Ken and Barbie
The Kraken Is Rancor Monster + Sarlacc Love Child
WTF: Japanese Star Wars Chicken

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