Ünnecessary Ümlaut

No, Mom. Not that Sexy. Chinese Sexy.

I spotted this at a kids birthday party this weekend and thought it was wrong on a couple levels. Mostly the bottom level with all the 7-yr-olds.

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Wow. This rollover mistake(?) on Amazon.com is real. And it won’t last long (UPDATE: It’s down). [thanks, Tim!]

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You go, Drake. Way to reclaim the D+ and turn it into something positive. Oh wait, that still looks pretty damn negative. Whodathunkit? (Thanks, Pammy!)

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[Insert Sarah Palin joke here]

Spotted this on the blacktop of my kid’s elementary school. Damned CA public school system.

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Look up. It’s the tequila your man could smell like. Now look down. It’s two things your design reeks of. I’m on a donkey.

Saw the La Pinta tequila flyer at The Irish Bank (brilliant place to promote pomegranate infused tequila).

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Wheels Willy (1977) wants to show you his one-eyed willy. With a patch over one eye and a name like Willy why the hell would they mold his hand like that? He doesn’t come with any accessories. But maybe he hasn’t found the right one yet (*rim shot).

Luke Duke (1981) is just missing his rubber waist-band. I’m sure Willy can keep his eye out for one.

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