Ünnecessary Ümlaut

Continuing their Spaceballs-like history of merchandising—KISS the Beach Towel! The Lunchbox! The Ketchup!…— KISS has announced a See the rest »

I thought this was just a kick-ass poster. But they’re actually auctioning these KISS-covered Countryman MINIs. And you can order custom KISS wraps for your own MINI. Kick-ass!

Now if they only made Gene Simmons Bloody Tongue Car Fresheners to hang on your mirror, we’d be in business. Though I’d settle for a special KISS Kat seat.

THE AUCTION
On May 29th the autographed KISS MINIs See the rest »

If this was real, Danzig’s cat would totally eat it. Sadly it’s just one of the Wacky Packages my son just bought. Forgot how rad these are. (Official Site)

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For a moment, forget about Lynda Carter‘s see-through breasts.

Unlike the unconvincing CHiPs KISS Homage of ’82, the boa-wielding KISS clones are pretty damn convincing. Or are they the real deal? See the rest »

Knights In Sugar’s Service. Too bad they’re only available at WalMart. Full story on Adweek. (via Neatorama)

Sweet fancy Moses! I cannot express how spectacularly awful this is … If you love so-bad-it’s-good schtüff, click play already. Like, now. See the rest »