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A surplus of geekery by :: Fred Abercrombie

CRAFT BEERDS: Help us Print this Book, Get Rewarded in Return

UPDATE: The CRAFT BEERDS BOOK Kickstarter finished successfully at 134%! Now you can order your copy here »

For over a year we’ve collected, photographed and laid-out a beautiful book that celebrates all the best craft beer labels with beards, sideburns and moustaches on them—CRAFT BEERDS. Yes, there’s enough to fill a book.

But now the book’s grown to over 175 breweries and almost 300 pages and we need your help in printing the thing. Please share and check out our Kickstarter to lend a hand and get some cool rewards in return.

CRAFT BEERDS on Kickstarter »

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D’oh: Beer Truck Overturns in Maryland, Cue Homer GIF

Saw this story on Beer Pulse (photo via @NBCaaron) and was relieved to hear it was only Budweiser. Either way, this Homer GIF never gets old:

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Whiskerino: Declare Your Independence From Shaving

As July 4th is upon us, it’s time to reflect on the glory of your fine follicles’ past and present. Time to take a stand and vow to give them a better, fuller future. They deserve the freedom. And damnit, so do you. Declare your independence from shaving by registering today for Petaluma Whiskerino. Do it for yourself. At least do it for everyone else who’s gotta look at ya.

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The Annual Bill Soberanes Memorial Petaluma Whiskerino is October 6th, 2012

We’ve added a new Timed Growth category (what can you grow in 3 months or 2 months?) to the fold of Sideburns, Moustache, Goatee, Beard, Peach Fuzz and Freestyle. More than a contest, it’s a celebration. Register now »

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Skeezer: A Name You Can Trust

You can really taste the skeez!

Spotted this at an antique shop in Santa Rosa. Yeah, she’s cute now. But wait ’til she grows up. They’ll be makin’ signs like this like this for her. Or, if you’ve got a thing for vintage signs, too: View The Old Hessel Store Sign Extravaganza Sebastopol.

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POV FTW: Watch the Russian Dash-Cam Supercut

It’s like this every day in Russia. At least when they come to America they only cause carnage inside (e.g: Crazy Russian Lady Destroys Grocery Aisle). Thanks, Jacob.

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