Ünnecessary Ümlaut

You don’t mess with a guy on a buffalo. (Thanks, Shay!)

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Doesn’t coffee beans passed through the digestive system of a weasel-like cat and then brewed into beer sound delicious?

I consider it natural selection. Here’s why:  See the rest »

Aree the little nimble Asians she’s talking about nimble like a Hand Ninja or like an asian Christopher Walken impersonator? At least this young breakdancer suffered from his Mom’s words and not by a flying, anti-dance attack Cat. (Thx, Mel)

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As the Patron Saint of Manly ‘Staches, and the man who pairs particularly well with waterfalls and sandwiches, it’s no surprise that his moustache alone could have its own career. (Thx, FangFoundThis)

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Wow, who needs a CamStache when you’ve got a whole cam-face? You can even have a AR Steve Jobs mask just like his book cover.

It’s still rough but you can imagine the creepy possibilities. And how many hours that Webcam Girl would spend trippin’ on it. (Thanks, Paul)

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I just completed four rapid-fire trips for work in NYC. Looking back, I saw a lot of random schtüff (no surprise). Here’s my favorites.

I saw the Best Wet Paint Sign in NYC:

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We saw Sexy Spidey Sax play Careless Whisper and a Pomeranian sing Who Let The Dogs Out. In the same day.

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A guy, with all the sincerity of a Green Peace volunteer, explain the meaning of the Fart Smeller Movement.

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I was graced by this vision of the Patron Saint of Manly ‘Staches, Tom Selleck.

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Saint Selleck shined upon me and granted a run-in with pal and fellow hairy Bay Areain, Jack Passion.

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This Point Reyes Compost Co sign made me smile. And made me think of some taglines for this bottle of  See the rest »

Sure, staying above the one-and-only tap of Sixpoint’s John Dory Oyster Stout is nice. And the WWI aesthetic is not only a great vibe but a comfy one, too. It’s the little bits of personality sprinkled about that speak to the ad nerd in me. I love it when brands take the time to weave themselves throughout the experience in a fun way. ‘Cuz in the end, that’s branding.

A subtle hint on the ironing board and a kind affirmation on the hanger for afterwards.

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Standing by for new VCJ artwork.

I remember first popping in the Bones Brigade Search For Animal Chin and seeing the animated Ripper. They took artwork I was already obsessed with and brought it to life. Makin’ it literally rip through the blue screen before coming to the twiddling-its-boney-fingers rest See the rest »

Let’s see, the last Old Spice Guy had a moustache on a boat. Now the new guy is a boat captain with a beard. Fingers crossed they’ll release a scented moustache wax / upper-lip antiperspirant.

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I figured it out. This isn’t a sign for two separate restrooms. It’s for one, all-urinal bathroom. You know. So she can just lean on the thing. No? Is this thing on? Either way, I bet inside they have a sign like this.

My sister spotted this on a train in Skagway, AK. (Thanks, Pammy!)

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Best Giants promo day ever? Did Porkins blow to smithereens? Check out the pics below (of Star Wars Day, not Porkins).

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UPDATE: GOT HEEM!

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This photo was not Photoshopped or digitally enhanced in any way (which is less than I can say for the Steve Jobs Terminator Book Cover). The laser eyes—and laser cat butt, apparently—belong to

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