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Slogans Needed: Healy’s Naked Power Grab Sign Too Subtle, Gentle

“Just Say No to Naked Power Grabs!”

Sure, it’s a quote taken out of context. Part of a larger, sillier rant that doesn’t deserve even this much acknowledgment. But c’mon. Couldn’t he fit any more innuendos in? Can you?

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Here’s a few starters:

“Say No to Aggressive Reach-Arounds!”
“Clamp Down on Handjobs for Handouts!”
“Stop Throwing Taxpayer Money Into Glory Holes!”

When I lived in Vegas there was a candidate named Dick Bonar and I thought that was the absolute funniest thing to see plastered around town. But short of changing his name to Richard he couldn’t do much. Healy, on the other hand (no pun intended … well, maybe a little), could’ve applied some judgment to “Naked Power Grabs”. It may be an actual political term, but to regular folks like me it’s only one of two things: Either he’s trying to win over the anti-BDSM contingency or he’s taking the any-press-is-good-press approach. In which case, you’re welcome. Regretfully.

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7 Responses

  1. Paul Francis says:

    This is hilarious! Who are Healy’s handlers anyway? They need to get a clue!

  2. mikey says:

    Bush, Cheney ’04

  3. mikey says:

    The new face of American Teabagging.

  4. Brookelynn says:

    Just Say No to Premature Legislation!

    Just Say No to Waterplay!

    You Can’t Spell Consensus without Consent!

  5. kitlofroos says:

    “The Dick Behind a Naked Power Grab”
    “Just Say Yes to Naked Power Grabs, check-out Mine!”
    “Cheek-out my Naked Power Grab”

    “The ‘Heal’ Behind the Curtain” (or, ‘Heile’)

    Leggo my Eggo
    Leggo my Ego

    “Watch the Ball and Lookover Here”

  6. kitlofroos says:

    what time was it ^^^ ?

  7. […] posted about this sign of Petaluma Councilmember / Supervisorial candidate Mike Healy’s on his excellent blog, Ünnecessary Ümlaut. The post had me in stitches and included all of the sophomoric insinuations that one might expect […]

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