You can only get away with this costume one day out of the year. And that day only occurs on leap year. In another dimension.
Thankfully, every day of the year you can enjoy a different Shocker euphemism with The Shocker 365 Calendar (iPhone app forthcoming). As a writer, and a guy with a 12-yr-old’s sense of humor, See the rest »
Yes, it has rotating wheels on the bottom of the feet.
Yes, it has a spring-loaded Rocket Punch firing fist.
Yes, you are crazy for wondering if you need it. Of course you need a two-foot tall Star Wars Super Shogun Stormtrooper.
In the world of jumbo-sized Japanese toys known as Jumbo Machinders, or even Shogun Warriors, no new characters have been produced in this size for over 25 years. Until now.
San Francisco‘s Super7 brings us the limited edition Super Shogun Stormtrooper in all its two-foot glory.
More info and killer pics at starwars.super7store.com »
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1st Place Moustache Justin Shurtz could easily hold a bottle of IPA in each curl.
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Yup, that’s a moustache-shaped goatee. He won 1st place in the goatee category. (Pic via Wardinger)
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The Kind Beard
This is Matt “Beards In A Box” Wilson. Yes, he’s holding up a bag of beard. Though absent from Petaluma Whiskerino for the last couple years, he’s been a contestant the previous dozen plus. After every year he shaves his beard and saves it in that Jack Daniel‘s box. This is the real deal, folks.
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Tons more pics below …
At just about noon I heard a loud pop outside from my 10th floor office. After more pops I leaned out and saw this flaming spectacle on Montgomery St & Post @ Market in San Francisco.
Stay tuned …
UPDATE: Here’s video from the 15th floor of my building (just five floors up from where I snapped these crappy iPhone pics)
See the video from Andy Reitz »
AFTERMATH: See the rest »
What a month. First I run into Ferris Bueller’s “Cameron” Alan Ruck with a big ‘ol Lemmy ‘Stache. Then I got to meet my all-time Moustache Hero this last weekend, former Oakland A‘s pitcher Rollie Fingers. You know in all his career he never used performance-enhancing moustache fiber. Much respect.
Here’s a little backstory on Rollie‘s handlebar See the rest »
This shot of Tiger Woods‘ ball coming right at the lens of Daily Mail photographer Mark Pain is cool. But even cooler is the moustache ‘n wig dude in the crowd.
I don’t follow golf, but I’m sure there’s a story on this guy.
Click for more Cigar Guy photoshop awesomeness. Damn, the interwebs work fast. (Thanks, Rich!)
Ran into the one-and-only Alan Ruck (Spin City, Persons Unknown, Twister, Young Guns 2, and of course, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off) while at LIME in Santa Monica. His Lemmy ‘Stache is Whiskerino material fo’ sho.
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You go, Drake. Way to reclaim the D+ and turn it into something positive. Oh wait, that still looks pretty damn negative. Whodathunkit? (Thanks, Pammy!)
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Just in case your VW Bug thinks it’s a guy (it’s not). Or your giant pickup just isn’t quite sure which way it swings. There’s CarStache, CarLashes, and Truck Balls to set the record straight. Phew. (Thanks, Nicole)
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If only this included the Lando perm, too. I’d be uncanny.
Huge ups to Scott Ruether for bringin’ these back for the Fam from Star Wars Celebration V. Rad!
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Why? I thought Bea Arthur Mountains Pizza and Selleck Waterfall Sandwich photoshopped past the randomness of what Nic Cage As Everyone only hinted at.
Look for an answer at the Pinup RDJ tumblr.
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Some nice CG effects by Danny Choo. No doubt inspired by the VW GTI spot with David Elsewhere puppet-dancing for Gene Kelly.
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This lost lightsaber scene from Return of the Jedi just debuted at Celebration V (via) reminded me of an auction Mel and I went to where George Lucas donated an ‘authentic’ Obi Wan lightsaber …
… complete with ‘authentic’ Made In China sticker still present. You know, for added realism.
Add this to the list of How See the rest »
Spotted a motherload of street art on our last trip to LA. Mostly in Silverlake. This piece happened to be just up from the amazing Necromance. Enjoy.
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[Sunset @ Lucile in Silverlake]
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[Spotted under the bar at Little Joy Cocktails in Echo Park]
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[Buff Monster ice cream street art off Glendale Blvd.]
[Insert Sarah Palin joke here]
Spotted this on the blacktop of my kid’s elementary school. Damned CA public school system.
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For the 1st annual Petaluma Rivertown Revival festival at Steamer Landing Park there was a loose river monster (which was later caught … see below), viking ships, SRL robots, Lagunitas, deep-fried pickles, and killer handmade crafts. If you missed it, you really missed out. One more reason to love this crazy-ass town.
