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A surplus of geekery by :: Fred Abercrombie

Star Wars: Admiral Ackbar As Ole Miss Mascot? It’s A Frat!

The students of Mississippi University have voted to make Admiral Ackbar their official mascot. Now we wait for the Student Mascot Committee to decide. You can’t repel suspense of that magnitude.
More info at SFGateThe Force

UPDATE: IT’S NOT A TRAP

Ackbar For Ole Miss has an official site It’s Not A Trap and a Twitter. They’ve even got a killer motto, “Who wants a Colonel when you could have an Admiral?” Stay tuned for more. (via Daily Dish)

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Remix: Radiohead x Jay Leno TV Spot

As I’ve posted before, it’s amazing what a diff’rent soundtrack can do. Someone found the perfect track to lay over Jay Leno’s Olympic spot. (via AgencySpy)

As for Conan O’Brien, he’s planning on taking his show on the road. Live Coco!

COCO BONUS:
Stellastarr* “My Coco” from Fool Out Of Cancer

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Moustache: The Handlebar Club, Circa 1947

Vintage LIFE Magazine photos from The Handlebar Club‘s inaugural year. The UK group’s qualifications specified “a hirsute appendage of the upper lip, with graspable extremities.” They’re still growing strong today.

Want these sweet silk ‘stache ties? They’ve got new versions for sale on The Handlebar Club online store.

See more pics at BlackWatch. (Thanks, Sarah!)

The Handlebar Club official site asdf

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Whoa: Clash Of The Titans Kraken Is Rancor Monster + Sarlacc Love Child

Took my son to catch Percy Jackson and saw this new Clash Of The Titans trailer (readers know I’m unabashedly amped for this flick). While the appropriately gargantuan Kraken made me even more stoked, something didn’t add up. So I did the math:

Kraken 2010 is the love child of Star Wars Rancor Monster and Sarlacc pit.

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Beardo: Vintage Wax Mannequin Head Circa 1930

That beard’s real human hair, folks. Not beard hair. Just … best not to think about what part it’s from.

Melissa spotted this vintage, glass-eyed, wax mannequin head on eBay. This second it’s at $599 and has two more days. Don’t sleep!

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Geek Out: All Things Ackbar … It’s A Blog!

After yesterday’s post on SNL Digital Short “The Curse” I had a fever. And the only prescription was more Tim Cappello.

This is my contribution to a site I had the honor of naming, All Things Ackbar. A Star Wars character who’s moments were fleeting, but who’s magnitude the internets cannot repel. No, it can’t be explained. But like Selleck Waterfall Sandwich and Nic Cage As Everyone, we’ll help run this into the ground, too.

Scott, the Web Admiral, created the site and is now taking submissions.

Geek out on AllThingsAckbar.com »

WTF: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Admit it. Now that NicCageAsEveryone has practically everyone (um, Lightning McQueen? Cookie Monster?), you were looking for another reason to Photoshop celebs. And lens flares.

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich is here with an almost existential theme. And a self-explanatory name that’s as close as you’ll get to an explanation. Behold! (via AgencySpy)

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Random: Help Stamp Out Sex Association

I inherited the Random Hoarding gene from my Dad. And the random things he hoarded. This was in one of his boxes.

The card was made by Jack Jarvis, a writer for the Seattle Post-Intelligencer 1936–72. Apparently, Jack would dream up nonsensical, humorous organizations and then print their business cards in his basement. A real DIY type. Another was a men’s bathroom pass for the Seattle Monorail (bathroom-less) to mess with visitors to the ’62 World’s Fair. That’s right up there with the ol’ elevator pass for high school freshman.

Man, humor’s come a long way. Gotta love it.

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