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A surplus of geekery by :: Fred Abercrombie

Family Guy: It’s A Trap! Trailer

Yes, bikini Ewok-pillow fights, gaseous carbonite thawing, it certainly looks like “… a fantastic adventure through time, space, and the boundaries of good taste.” Again.

This makes the trifecta for Family Guy Star Wars specials. Re-watch the other trailers here: See the rest »

DWI: The New Hyundai Equus Owners Manual is an iPad

Even more impressive than a first like iPad-as-owners-manual, or a VO from Jeff Bridges, is how the new Equus glovebox can actually fit an iPad. Mine barely holds a glove. Maybe that’s ‘cuz it’s Swarovski encrusted?

$48k iPad comes with free Hyundai

While every Equus comes with a 16GB WiFi Apple iPad you don’t have to own the car to get the app, download it free on iTunes. But it might make more sense if you did.

Nice work from Jera Mehrdad and team at Innocean Worldwide. Music from Future Perfect.

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Zeitgeist: How The World Searched 2010 (via Google)

How the hell is it almost 2011?

Google just released a great year in review at Google Zeitgeist 2010. Along with an interactive timeline there’s Top Global Events and Fastest Rising Queries. Enough data to keep you geekin’ through 2012.

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Choir: Bra Sizes vs. Grolsch Bottles

‘Tis the season to use the word ‘tis. And for advertisers to attempt a new twist on the holiday commercial cliché choir. Here we’ve got bras versus beer bottles. What’s your fave?

The La Senza lingerie Cup Size Choir even has an online component where you can use your keyboard to play the girls. Bonus points.

VS.

Grolsch has assembled “some of the world’s leading musicians” to use their iconic swingtop bottles in a rendition of ‘Oh, Christmas Tree.”  Bonus points for using the umlauted güiro instrument. (via AdFreak)

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Neighbors: Mike Giant on How To Get Shit Done

Doesn’t matter if you’re in advertising, design, or freakin’ basket weaving. The most successful are usually the most self-disciplined. In short, the ones who “do it and get it done … no fuckin’ around.” Wise words.

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Easter Eggs: TRON Pac-Man and Mickey Mouse

With the new Daft Punk video and soundtrack finally out, along with the final Legacy trailers, there’s not much new to expect before the 17th. So it’s a good time to mine the original Tron to pass the time. Here’s a couple easter eggs you may or may not’ve caught. Yes, they’re both real.

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HEY, MICKEY!

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Röck: Sleigh’r Beer and Slayer Christmas Lights

Between Santa‘s mittened-finger devil horns and the ümlauted subtitle, this Spiced Doüble Alt poses itself as one badass brew. The only improvement would be Santa riding one of these. But like the ümlaut it’s, uh, unnecessary. The damn beer’s giving a hat tip to Slayer!

Ninkasi‘s Sleigh’r pours a dark ruby red and smells of sweet molasses and malt.

Tastes of dark, candied fruits swirled with molasses on an oak pitchfork.

It finishes woodsy and sweet. Let it warm up a little to let the richness (and the 7.2% ABV) truly rock out. A very welcome winter warmer.

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FOR A CHASER:

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Baby Owl: There Is No There There

I love how at 0:13 he looks up and practically insists that something really is there.

Maybe the owner pulled an invisible bottle trick with its food? Maybe its just a little touched in the head. (via MeFi)

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Crafterino: See “Elfis” The Christmas Elf Elvis AND Finish Your Holiday Shopping

Good beer, cool handmade holiday gifts, an Elvis elf, and a benefit for the homelss. How’s this for one-stop holiday shopping? The Holiday Crafterino:

  • Handmade gifts from 30+ Bay Area vendors
    including the incredible Blue Ribbon Salvage
  • Elfis the Christmas Elf Elvis Impersonator LIVE
  • Proceeds benefit the homeless, via COTS
  • Dozens of belgian and craft beers at TAPS

Get all the details at Downtown Petaluma Craft Mart. And check out Elfis’ site.

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THE ELFIS MOVIE:

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I Am: 250 Movie Character Intros

“… Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.”

What’s your fave?

MoPapparani created this back in August but I’m only just now getting through its amazingness. Read the credits list at Exophrine. (via KottkeDevour)

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