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A surplus of geekery by :: Fred Abercrombie

Whoa: Logan Lacy Squats 1008 Pounds, Pukes Several Ounces

Get him a bucket.

On his second attempt to squat 1008 lbs at at the Sr. Nationals in Chicago, Logan Lacy became Mr. Creosote and projectile vomited on the head judge. Then passed out. BUT once he woke up he gave it a third try. And that is how you do it, folks. (Thanks, Bill!)

BONUS #1: SNL WEEKEND UPDATE “All DRUG OLYMPICS”

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BONUS #2: MONTY PYTHON THE MEANING OF LIFE

Mr. Creosote for the win.

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Gnarcade: 8-Bit Attack on Mt. Hood

Where Pixels had videogame classics taking on Manhattan, Gnarcade has the 8-bits versus the Boarders on Mt. Hood and High Cascade. Created by Knife Show Inc and  Mike Benson. Music by Ground Up. (Thanks, Canaan!)

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Watch: The New Machete Trailer is Here

Didn’t believe the last Machete trailer? The movie’s for real. And coming to kick your ass September 3rd. With everyone from Robert De Niro and Lindsay Lohan, to some hot twins, a luchador, and even Steven Seagal. Yes. Yes. Yes. (via Screening Log)

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Tripping Balls: Crazy Double Rainbow Guy Autotuned and ICP Theory

My theory on the Crazy Double Rainbow Guy? (see vid below) It’s the dude from ICP.

Exhibit A — ICP Guy:
Fuckin magnets, how do they work? … Fucking rainbows … there’s enough miracles here to blow your brains”

Exhibit B — Double Rainbow Guy:
“Ohhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! It’s magical! … What does it mean?!”

I rest my case.

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BONUS: AUTOTUNED CRAZY DOUBLE RAINBOW GUY

Just after Wardinger (he likes rainbows) sent me the original vid, I stumble across this See the rest »